imaginary mayhem

--jamie-- i find solace in solitude

bootyscientist:

nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy. 

(via tooyoungyettooold)

me as a professional therapist (via guy)

(Source: losergirlfriend, via guy)

aw that sucks :(